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    Posted: 25 May 2009 at 4:26pm

Newlymarried... excellent

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:  Germany ,  Holland ,  Japan ,  India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes lolly pop...but at the bar.you know...they have frozen glasses...'



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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 May 2009 at 4:28pm
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'


'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your @#$%ing beer in your God@#$% frozen mug and eat your mother@#$%ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't @#$%ing going anywhere Got it, Ass hole !
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 25 May 2009 at 4:29pm
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your @#$%ing beer in your God@#$% frozen mug and eat your mother@#$%ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't @#$%ing going anywhere Got it, Ass hole !


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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 25 May 2009 at 6:38pm
OMG ... bet that wasn't what the husband ordered or expected in a wife ... 
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Quote Rogerka Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2009 at 2:39am

one of my favorite

(but nooooooo, I am not like that. I would go with him... what is maybe worse LOL)
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 26 May 2009 at 4:27am
Ohhhhh....no  problem...he  can  go and  leave  me  for awhile  so I can be  searching, posting, voting  and  have fun  on Caribbeanchoice with you guys
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2009 at 12:05am
Oh?
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Quote vutjebal Replybullet Posted: 27 May 2009 at 5:45pm
What CE-KY???? something wrong said???
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 08 July 2009 at 9:40pm
No nothing wrong with the picture V ... I need and expect alone time too or I get very cranky ... I agree with Roggy that they could try hanging out together sometimes ... dating and the fun stuff should not end with the wedding ... but seems to in many cases.
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Quote Rogerka Replybullet Posted: 09 July 2009 at 2:20am
yeah, that's no good.
It should be in harmony - time together and time alone
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