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Quote harmac Replybullet Topic: How to Make a Woman Happy
    Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 7:37am

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber 11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer 22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic 26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant 36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous 40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little you
5 2. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

 

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Quote sandra Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 7:50am
Harmac, you too much. Show up naked, huh. Suppose the nakedness is not pleasing to your eyes, what will you do?

Suppose the food is too salty, too oily, not cooked properly, what will you do?
I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life; I was given life so that I might enjoy all things
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Quote Snowflake Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 8:04am
Harmac knows what I need 
 
1. a friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber 11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer 22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic 26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant 36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous 40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little you
5 2. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes



Edited by Snowflake - 09 Apr 2008 at 9:11am
Enjoy CC!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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Quote Citizen Eve Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 8:55am
 
Thats the person I've become LOL!
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Quote Scott Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 11:29am
I wouldn't say show up naked and bring food are the only criteria, but I have to admit they are near the top of the list. LOL
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Quote Rogerka Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 12:09pm
OK, we didn't say it should be a perfect woman. But to make you happy... it's enough
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Quote Scott Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 12:20pm
If you put it that way.... LOL
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Quote Duck Sauce Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 12:38pm
That list sounds about right.
"One person can make a difference, one person can change the world, but you must choose to do so. You must make the future or others will make it for you." -J. Michael Straczynski
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Quote Abdiel Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 4:08pm
not every of them I can do like carpenter XD
that list is missing something *paciencia*  
and for vutje  49. Not stress her out


Edited by Abdiel - 09 Apr 2008 at 4:09pm
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Quote Abdiel Replybullet Posted: 09 Apr 2008 at 4:10pm
Originally posted by Scott

I wouldn't say show up naked and bring food are the only criteria, but I have to admit they are near the top of the list. LOL
 
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