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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

 

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
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It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails. With ahunting knife. And he ran into me. Backwards. 17 times.
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Born Free........Taxed to Death.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
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I remind u that the most powerful force in the universe is sms gossip.
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Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
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Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
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